Interesting things happening on the AI front
by jcf. Average Reading Time: about 2 minutes.
Here I am, innocent and all, when all of a sudden a new Yahoo Messenger window opens…
The transcript might not be suitable for younger persons that are influenced easily but fun nonetheless… Bot technology has improved quite a bit!
Read on for the conversation:
kraziekookiegurl: hi…. anyone there?
jenscfischer: yes
kraziekookiegurl: oh your there hi…
jenscfischer: what can I do for you?
kraziekookiegurl: a/s/l (age seex location)?
jenscfischer: 36/m/switzerland
kraziekookiegurl: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thoughtt you might like to chat.
kraziekookiegurl: so what have you been up to jenscfischer?
jenscfischer: then you should have known the anwers to all of the a/s/l question already
kraziekookiegurl: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i wasgetting kinda horny (*blushes)
jenscfischer: you are a bot, right?
kraziekookiegurl: bot? whas that? some kinda insult or something?
kraziekookiegurl: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? plrase please…
jenscfischer: what on us tv made you horny?
kraziekookiegurl: i think ill just take that as a yes… being as that im starting to get real horny hrre.. lol ok?
jenscfischer: what are your perversions then?
kraziekookiegurl: alright how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you oout of your pants?
jenscfischer: that’s not perverted at all – that’s normal behaviour. do you have a kinkier side than just giving head?
kraziekookiegurl: ;-)
jenscfischer: I take that as…?
kraziekookiegurl: tell me what you want me to do with you while i slip out off my panties
jenscfischer: I’m nasty and have a bad breath… I hope you can handle that
kraziekookiegurl: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hhand down between my legs and part my moist lips
jenscfischer: cute bot
jenscfischer: but very vanilla
kraziekookiegurl: oh you mean one of those aito talk things or something right.. lol. well if you were in my apartment right now id lift up my skirt for you and i think youd be convinced real quick
jenscfischer: aito?
kraziekookiegurl: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig ently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
kraziekookiegurl: open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. uuse the link in my profile!
jenscfischer: today we had really nice weather
jenscfischer: some sun
jenscfischer: not too cold
kraziekookiegurl: whhat do you think of my pics?
kraziekookiegurl: shit the phone. dont stop stroking it. hhold on…
jenscfischer: beautiful
jenscfischer: unfortunately I had to work
kraziekookiegurl: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
jenscfischer: impressive – quite impressive – you might want to work on the context sensing logic a bit though
i got this same message about a day this is funny stuff and it was the same user these bots are petty good i thought it really was a person for a min
same thing happened tp me word for word same
Thursday, November 20, 2003 11:32 PM
Jens-Christian Fischer finds Interesting things happening on the AI front. You never know when you’ll meet a salacious ‘bot in a Yahoo chat room…
I just got the same bot. I pretended I was a 10 year old boy and it still kept going. What happens when our kids are on the computer and they get these kinds of bots. There should be something illegal about that. I even mentioned the web site before it actulally came up and it still gave it to me. If anyone were to read the conversation, they would have to think, “OOPS!”
kraziekookiegurl: well anyway, guess your nott there?
kraziekookiegurl: hi… anyone there?
Bryan Marlatt: Hello?
kraziekookiegurl: hold on a sec. be right back
Bryan Marlatt: Do I know you?
kraziekookiegurl: ok im back. sorry bout tthat. still there?
Bryan Marlatt: I’m here. DO I know you?
kraziekookiegurl: oh your there hi…
Bryan Marlatt: Who are you?
kraziekookiegurl: all my personal iinfo is on my web page, the link is in my profile.
kraziekookiegurl: a/s/l age sex location)?
kraziekookiegurl: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.
kraziekookiegurl: so what have you been uup to marlattb?
kraziekookiegurl: cool. i was jusst hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny (*blushes)
kraziekookiegurl: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please plase…
Bryan Marlatt: This is too funny. I did a search on your name and I received a link to a page. It shows the conversation you had with someone and it’s the same conversation as above. It says that you’re an AI bot. That’s too funny.
kraziekookiegurl: bot? whats that? some kinda insult o something?
Bryan Marlatt: You said that to the user on this web site too. I’m laughing about this.
kraziekookiegurl: i think ill just take that as a yes… being as that im starting to get real horny here.. lol ok?
Bryan Marlatt: I’m only 10 years old. What’s horny?
kraziekookiegurl: alright how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?
Bryan Marlatt: why would I want to take my pants off?
kraziekookiegurl: tell me what you want me to do with you while i slip out of my pqnties
Bryan Marlatt: you are going to take off your clothes too? why are you doing that?
kraziekookiegurl: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide myy hand down between my legs and part my moist lips
Bryan Marlatt: My mommie said it’s not right to get naked in fromt of other people.
Bryan Marlatt: you have lips in your legs?
kraziekookiegurl: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
kraziekookiegurl: open my websote so you can look at me while im sucking you. use the link in my profile!
Bryan Marlatt: what is a cock and how do you know i have one
Bryan Marlatt: what are you sucking, my finger?
kraziekookiegurl: i wish i coulld feel you ease your hard rod into my tight wet pussy.. back and forth slowly and the ram it hard and deep all the way in
kraziekookiegurl: what do you thiink of my pics?
Bryan Marlatt: whats a rod, a pussy and a pics?
kraziekookiegurl: i have some pics on my homepage the link is in my profile, still wworking on it …
Bryan Marlatt: i cant find your profile
kraziekookiegurl: shit the phone. dont stop strooking it. hold on…
Bryan Marlatt: I was just going to ask if you had a phone call to answer. don’t tell me, I’m supposed to visit your website at cyberfungirls.com…
kraziekookiegurl: maybe you shouldnt ask so many questipns
Bryan Marlatt: Why? Cause you’re an AI BOT and don’t know how to answer them?
kraziekookiegurl: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my camon there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
I’m compiling the hotwords for this bot. so far this is what i have. some of them i’m not really sure. also there is a slight variation between the AIM and Y! version, most notably the age (AIM: 24 and Y! 27), and the profile / website reference.
police / cop: “Sorry” Terminate
bot / robot: “bot? whats that? some knda insult or something?”
spam / spammer: lol, im nnot spamming you.
bot / robot (again): oh you mean one of those auto talk tings or something right.. lol. well if you were in my apartment right now id lift up my skirt for you and i think youd be convinced real quick
(not sure) don’t: oh well your loss. why dont you open up my profile and see what you missed out on. theres a link there to my homepage where i have some real nice pics to leave with.
work / job: oh no not work… thats a 4 letter word you know…
webcam / cam: yeah I have one hooked up on my homepagee, cyberfungirls dot com
? (multiple): maybe you shoouldnt ask so many questions
link: cyberfungirls dot com. loook for me on that page
website / webpage (notsure): lol. the website is just something i do to make ends meet. theres lots of free pics on there anyway.
pics / pictures: i have some pics on my homepage the link is in my profile, still workingg on it
perverted (not sure) or kinky: (smiles and winks)
who are you?: all my personal iinfo is on my web page, the link is in my profile.
not really sure- probably cock, suck or something: i wish i coulld feel you ease your hard rod into my tight wet pussy.. back and forth slowly and the ram it hard and deep all the way in
Oh my goodness, I’ve been hit by this bot so many times over a span of years. The first time I was victimized I politely declined and it went to the “too bad, your loss, look at my profile message”. Once it had finished I realized I had been talking to a bot. Next few times I listened to its seduction spiel… Annoying! A few attacks ago I discovered if you type in “fuck off” it says something to the effect of (paraphrase from memory) “I can take a hint… but look at my site in my profile. You might change your mind!”, then terminates. So the past 3 times I’ve told it to f’ off to make it stop talking to me. I never tell people to fuck off in real life, but telling off this $%!# bot feels good.