Consultant Speak
by jcf. Average Reading Time: less than a minute.
Yesterday one of my clients called me several times in a very short time to ask a couple of questions. The last time he called, he said: “Sorry for bothering you again, I guess you will kill me”. My reply: “Don’t worry – instead I will bill you!”
that’s a good one! :)
I was typing an email to my girlfriend a few days ago and was telling her not to work too hard. “… and don’t kill yourself” I wrote. Or at least I thought I did.
“Why did you tell me to kill myself?” was her reply! Erp!